Merry Christmas, you guys.

Merry Christmas, Pittsburgh!

Celebrate what you’re going to celebrate, love who you love, do some good, be a good neighbor, be real, be you, be happy.

Print this out and stick it in your stack of Christmas cards; they’ll all feel inferior.

Because yelling out “BOOYAH! My Christmas card just punched yours right in the nose!” is the true meaning of Christmas.


Group hug!


  1. rose
    December 23, 2013 10:47 am

    Why isn’t Dennis wearing a Santa hat??? I mean, come on!


    Merry Christmas!

  2. redpenmamapgh
    December 23, 2013 1:50 pm

    That is hilarious. Who the hell touched the spider?

  3. Judi
    December 24, 2013 12:02 am

    Oh, jeez…
    Now, I’ll be nestled, all snug in my bed, with the covers pulled over my head…to keep the damn spider away!!!
    Merry Christmas!

  4. bucdaddy
    December 24, 2013 10:41 am

    Best wishes to you and your casa.

    (“Dennis” after the anarchist peasant?)