Throwback Thursday AKA You’ll never look at me the same again

In honor of once again reaching the Make Room for Kids goal, and surpassing it by a whopping $600 this year, it’s time for me to reveal an embarrassing picture from my sordid past as a Supremely Awkward Being.

I’m still a Supremely Awkward Being, but I’ve learned to internalize it under a candy-coated shell of hair, makeup, drugstore product, and Target clothes.

Underneath, inside, deep down, I’m awkward, shy, weird, odd, uncomfortable … I’m this:

Ginny Tammy Terri

I … I’m sorry. I’ll give you a moment to compose yourself.

I don’t know where to start. Is this Photoshop? Did I really look like this? Dress like this? Believe this to be an acceptable appearance even if it was the 90s?

Yes, 1995. I can’t even use the excuse that I was a teenager. I was 21 in this picture. Drinking age. Maybe I was drunk?

I wasn’t drunk. I’ve only been drunk two times in my life, and this wasn’t one of them.

Maybe it was Halloween and I was going as Slash going as Harry Potter if Harry Potter were in a Mexican street gang? I mean, why is my shirt buttoned all the way up? Why am I wearing a bandana over my ridiculously large hair that right this moment Troy Polamalu is looking at and going, “It’s a bit … much, yes? Maybe some Moroccan hair oils could help?”

Look at my twin sisters. They look so normal. Then look at me. Now look at them. Now back to me. We look about as blood related as you and your dog.

Am I grunge? Am I a Crip? A Hogwart? A Shark? Am I packing a Nirvana cassette, a sawed off shotgun, a broomstick, or a vicious set of musical finger snaps in my belt?

We’ll never know. But we know this for sure … there’s pretty much nothing I won’t do for sick kids.

Thank you for donating, retweeting, sharing, and everything else you all did to make the $10,000 happen.

I can’t wait to show you in April what your donations made possible for Pittsburgh’s sick kids.

Group hug!





6 Comments

  1. Bram R
    March 13, 2014 4:11 pm

    Throw forward! THROW FORWARD!!!

    JK, I’ve seen / been much worse. My mullet was not exactly a thing of beauty.



  2. Pa-Pop
    March 13, 2014 4:31 pm

    Now I know what she would look like if Slash and Axl Rose had a daughter. Congratulations on exceeding the goal!



  3. bluzdude
    March 13, 2014 6:17 pm

    Are you reeeeally sure you’re not from Portland?



  4. gunnlino
    March 14, 2014 8:09 am

    Love , Love , Love the hair . Really .



  5. Emilie
    March 18, 2014 9:25 am

    21…I’m going with you were in college, it was the 90s….you are excused. :)



  6. bucdaddy
    March 24, 2014 11:08 am

    The sad part is, my 21-year-old self would have been all over that, trying to get into your … um, bandanna.

    Maybe it was your turn to wash the car and the dog that day?