First we find out we’re fatter than normal … and now they’re telling us we’re stupider (!) than normal.

I think we’re going to need to start handing out “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and goshdarnit, people like me” wrist bands at the City-County Building lest Burghers start feeling badly about themselves.

So to recap the scientific evidence by leading experts and studies over the last week, here is the average Burgher:

A slightly overweight, C student, who can drink anyone under the table while remaining laid back and hard to anger.

So basically …

Jack Black.

I can live with that.

Category: Eye rolls, Uncategorized | August 29, 2006 | |