My name is Virginia Montanez and for three years I wrote The Burgh Blog under the alias of PittGirl, until one day that bitch got too heavy to carry around so I dropped her like a Sheetz paper towel dispenser.
I write a humor column for Pittsburgh Magazine.
I hate pigeons. If there were a million suns each holding another million suns, that is still not enough fire for me to properly describe to you how hot my hatred for pigeons burns. If I wouldn’t get arrested for doing it, I would stab pigeons in Market Square during lunch time. For free.
Sick kids tear me apart and I will do anything for them. Anything.
I love Dunkin’ Donuts coffee, football, hockey, David Conrad, pumpkin spice lattes, high-heeled do-me boots, my family, and Zima (sob).
I love Pittsburgh. If I could pick it up, wrap my arms around it, kiss it on the forehead and tell it I love it for all its faults, I so would.
This is my blog. It’s Pittsburgh. Only cooler.
(photos by Kimberly Reed Photography)
