Oh my God, I can’t believe I’m writing you another freaking letter about a sexual assault allegation.
What in the hell is wrong with you?
And please, I don’t mean that as, “What in the hell is wrong with you that you sexually assaulted a young college student,” which, if you did, may your penis shrivel up [...]
Dear Benny,
Random n’at
1. A conversation I overheard during Mariachi Night at Las Velas:
Dennis Roddy of the P-G: “So, she’s a minister’s daughter …”
My father: “Yeah. It’s hard to tell sometimes.”
Me: [GASP!]
My father and Dennis Roddy chatting is a very bad thing. But not as bad as a short time later when I found my mother at [...]
Oh, Benny. Just no.
From TMZ:
Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has been accused of sexual assault by a young woman in Georgia, TMZ has learned.
The alleged incident occurred early this morning at Capital City — a club in Milledgeville, Georgia.
According to law enforcement sources, the alleged victim — who has already been interviewed by police — was treated at [...]
I wipe my ass with your measly fifties.
The Duke of Fug and the Earl of Gross made Page Six!
PITTSBURGH Steeler quarterback Ben Roethlisberger doesn’t want a handout from anyone — even a cute girl. Friday night, he was waiting for his car with a few teammates outside Chicago’s Underground club when a woman who onlookers said “had no idea who [...]
What They’re Really Thinking: [...........]
Yeah, I’m really late with this. There was a glitch in the Matrix: the season ended and I’m very MEH about the Miami game because it was all for naught.
But let’s talk about it anyway so that we can wrap this season up and start focusing our collective sports butt-slapping energies on the Penguins, who [...]
