Forbes.com has ranked the most hated people in professional sports. Let’s take a look: 1. Michael Vick, dog-killer, scum. 2. Al Davis, shitty owner. Where’s Nutting?! I’d like to see him on the list next year. 3. Benjamin Roethlisberger, alleged sexual-assaulter, confirmed asshole. They used the Mullethawkenberger picture. Hee. Ben could broker peace in the [...]
The interviews!
No, I haven’t watched the interviews yet, because nothing Benny says, no words, no quivering chin, no tears are going to change how I feel about him. Continual, consistent, persistent, unchanging, other such synonyms for unvarying ACTIONS over a period of time, however, will. And no, I haven’t given him any points for granting the [...]
50 DVDs of Hot Poop
Today, in light of Georgia’s Sunshine Laws, over 50 DVDs were released of footage and evidence in Ben Roethlisberger’s alleged rape case and I have to tell you guys, I’m not going to do it. No way on God’s blue and green earth am I going to spend my time watching videos of the accuser [...]
Jeff Reed versus Joes on the Street
Let’s talk about the Steelers a bit today because I just love the comments and emails I get all, “God, did Jeff Reed/Ben Roethlisberger turn you down once in a bar and that’s why you’re such a raging bitch to them?” Yes! Yes! That is exactly what happened. It’s not that they are jerks who [...]
Random n’at
1. The recurring dream I hate more than any other dream — more than the “all my teeth just fell out” dream and the “shit, I think I’m naked in this busy high school hallway” dream — is the dream that I am back in college, it is nearing the end of the semester and [...]
