I have to tread carefully here because this article was written by a freelancer and I don’t want to be mean or to be snarky just for the sake of being snarky as I could with LaMont Jones, who I miss terribly. There is a fashion article in the P-G today entitled “Pittsburgh Fashion:  Layering [...]

Category: Eye rolls, LaMont Jones, Local media, The Damn Pigeons | tags: LaMont Jones | January 12, 2010 | 49 Comments »

You remember when the Post-Gazette revealed their Plush section, right in the midst of economic turmoil, right? The Plush section’s motto is “Your guide to gracious living” where “gracious” means “HOLY SHIT WE HAVE A LOT OF MONEY TO SPEND!” Plush revealed their Holiday Season fashion guide yesterday. In it you will find such gems [...]

Category: Eye rolls, LaMont Jones, Local media, Steelers | tags: LaMont Jones, Pittsburgh Steelers | November 19, 2009 | 75 Comments »

Burghers, please meet your newest Bucco of Suckitude, Akinori Iwamura, a second baseman acquired from Tampa. Researching this man in preparation for meeting him at the airport with a giant banner that says, “WELCOME TO THE SUCK!” I found this picture: And I thought, hmm, not bad looking at all.  He could be my Asian [...]

Category: LaMont Jones, Pirates, Weird Burghers | tags: LaMont Jones, Pittsburgh Pirates | November 4, 2009 | 34 Comments »

1. [mommyblogging] Yesterday was the occasion of childhood birthday party madness and the madness that gets heaped upon that madness and then the madness of cookie, cake, ice cream, and pop-addled screaming children madness that gets heaped upon those madnesses and just yesterday I decided birthday parties for children are unnecessary evils and I’m SO [...]

Category: LaMont Jones, Weird Burghers | tags: LaMont Jones | October 16, 2009 | 26 Comments »

OMG.  This is so awkward. Didn’t anyone tell Dockers that you’re supposed to pack up all of your khakis by early September at the latest?  You’re NOT supposed to be purchasing them for Christmas and winter and snow. Dockers, I got one word for you.  Moleskin.

Category: Eye rolls, LaMont Jones, Local media | tags: LaMont Jones | November 17, 2008 | 34 Comments »