Yeah, I’m really late with this. There was a glitch in the Matrix: the season ended and I’m very MEH about the Miami game because it was all for naught.
But let’s talk about it anyway so that we can wrap this season up and start focusing our collective sports butt-slapping energies on the Penguins, who [...]
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Steelers Random n’at
I’m aware that not all of you are diehard Steelers fans (May God have mercy on your souls), but I’ve got to get some Steelers news out of the way here. But you can rest assured that my next post has nothing to do with the Steelers. Because it is about cats.
Hand to God.
Okay, stuff:
1. [...]
What They’re Really Thinking: Stayin’ Alive edition.
If that game doesn’t convince you that God is a Steelers fan, I don’t know what will. When Derrick Mason dropped that pass in the end zone, I turned to my brother-in-law and I said, “Did you see that? That was divine intervention. An angel of mercy smacked that ball out of his hands all, [...]
What They’re Really Thinking: Faces Edition
That tweet is obviously from a Packers fan.
This is a good fact for you to tuck away should you ever find yourself in the final moments of Jeopardy and Alex says, “It has been statistically proven that 99% of this NFL team’s fans are the scum of the earth,” you will not only win lots [...]
What They’re Really Thinking: Hide the knives and rope edition.
Hell froze.
Pigs flew.
It snowed in June.
The sun went ’round the moon.
And now I’ve managed to slip into a treacly Vanessa Williams song when I should be slipping into “Crying” by Roy Orbison or “Everybody Hurts” by R.E.M. or “End of the Road” by Boys2Men or “Where’s God When I’m Scared” by the Veggie Tales.
The point [...]
