Cowher Power/Tomlin WHAT?!

Gosh, it drives me nuts that we still don’t have a “Cowher Power” type thing for Mike Tomlin. Why couldn’t his last name be Selectricity or Fawsome or Thight or Roltage? I’m just sayin’. Tomlin doesn’t rhyme with anything but maybe Ramen, and cheap noodles don’t exactly scream WINNER to me. Anyway, Mike Tomlin is [...]

In which Calvin provides the [facepalm]

It’s happening already. The Steelers have literally become the poster-child for criminal behavior, thanks to this Photoshopped image from somewhere in the dark abyss of the Internet. Yeah, like Mike Tomlin said the other day: “We have a very high concern about our image and how we conduct ourselves that I think is above and [...]

Where have all the cowboys gone?

Another day, another Steeler accused of being a massive douchebag. Today, it’s Santonio Holmes taking some of the media heat off of Ben Roethlisberger, and major props to Mikey and Big Bob for tracking this story down first this morning. Short story, Santonio was in a nightclub in Florida, a girl was sitting on “his” [...]

Random n’at

1.  It’s that time of the year when I make up my mind to lose the weight I put on over the winter, and this winter, what with the snowmageddonness of it, was especially nom-nom-nom for me.  Oooh! A handful of year-old M-n-Ms in the couch cushions? DEVOUR! Problem is that I keep being sabotaged [...]

What They’re Really Thinking: [...........]

Yeah, I’m really late with this.  There was a glitch in the Matrix: the season ended and I’m very MEH about the Miami game because it was all for naught. But let’s talk about it anyway so that we can wrap this season up and start focusing our collective sports butt-slapping energies on the Penguins, [...]