Archive for the 'Random'

What I would have said …

I was asked recently by a local nonprofit to speak briefly to a group of¬†disabled young adults about social media and how they can use it to effect change. For every ten times I get asked to speak, I say no to nine of them. This one I said yes to because it’s a subject I feel I truly have something valuable to say on — sentence-ending prepositions and all. After agreeing, I received an email letting me know quite kindly, complimentarily and apologetically that they no longer...
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Random n’at

1. … “So I says to my friend, I says, ‘I like to blog occasionally so’s I don’t forget my WordPress password.’” 2. My new front door has a speakeasy (basically it is this door) and the reason it has a speakeasy is because when we were hunting for a new front door, I learned you can have a front door with a speakeasy and suddenly I had a lot of plans in my head for reenacting the Miracle Max scene from The Princess Bride, so I decided my front door...
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In which I say “bullshit” a lot, quit the NFL, unfollow the Steelers, and piss off all of Pens Twitter.

You know, you turn 40 and you just do not have time for anyone’s bullshit anymore. Life is flying past and you realize yours is halfway over and the second you see bullshit? KABLOOEY. You throat-punch it. Destroy it. Tell it that its mother is so stupid she went to the beach to surf the internet (stolen joke, FYI.) You start to understand why the elderly will say anything they damn well please. They are nearing death and they do not have time for your bullshit. I mean, in my 30s I...
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PNC BANK. PUNCH.

This is me calling out my lifetime bank, PNC Bank, for a shady fee practice because I want you to know so you can be careful to not get hit with ridiculous charges like I was. I needed to provide to a mortgage broker ¬†a breakdown of some recent deposit tickets to my account. So I entered PNC Bank’s online system. I clicked on the deposit ticket link for each deposit I needed to show the checks from.   It displayed for me a picture of my deposit ticket. Here’s a...
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Alcohol in grocery stores will KILL. YOUR. CHILDREN.

Does the anti-liquor privatization lobby make you want to punch faces like it makes me want to punch faces? Then you’re in for a real treat because have you seen this commercial? Read more
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