Amen!

One of the things I wanted to write about last week before my Internet died and I declared war on India (SHOCK AND AWE!) was a little gem found in the latest copy of ESPN Magazine which I would just like to once again remind you that I subscribed to ONLY so I could show [...]

Hummina.

Without need of comment other than this one to the girls, “[High-five!].” Also, the caption for this picture said there’s a Geico caveman in it somewhere, but it’s odd, because I count two.

Lo, he comes with clouds descending!

Pedro “El Toro Salvador” Alvarez has been called up and will try to negate the suck that is the Buccos of Suckitude, starting tonight. He is hopefully to the Pirates, what Sidney Crosby was to the Penguins … The Suck Destroyer. And to hear the media and the blogs and me inside my head talk [...]

Ruh roh?

There’s a lot of things I dread happening. Tax time. The eventual demise of every Hollywood marriage I think is “awwwww, cute!” My first speeding ticket. OMG KNOCK ON WOOD. I’m so getting a ticket next week for jinxing it like that. I mean, I could delete it, but I already typed it out and [...]

Sad.

Just … sad! What a sad game and a sad ending for the Igloo (not that there could be a happy ending, but still. I said happy ending. Heh.) Marc-Andre Fleury’s performance was sad, especially for a goalie of his caliber, but I’m not about to take the weight of losing this series and throw [...]