1. Some ways I’ve recently discovered that I must be a great mom:
My toddler daughter runs screaming from the room when Yo Gabba Gabba comes on.
She has taken a sudden interest in my collection of Calvin and Hobbes books.
She knows almost all the words to “My Life Would Suck Without You” and “Don’t Rain on [...]
One of the most fun things about being married to a man whose first language is not English is when the laws of Spanish pronunciation bitchslap the laws of English pronunciation.
Particularly early on in our marriage when his English, a language he completely self-taught, wasn’t as smooth as it now is, I got great giggles [...]
The Duke of Fug and the Earl of Gross made Page Six!
PITTSBURGH Steeler quarterback Ben Roethlisberger doesn’t want a handout from anyone — even a cute girl. Friday night, he was waiting for his car with a few teammates outside Chicago’s Underground club when a woman who onlookers said “had no idea who [...]
THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN SINCE THE TURTLE ATE THE PIGEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
If you’ve never seen the turtle that ate the pigeon, then prepare yourself for an orgasm:
Need a cigarette?
(h/t Big Bob over at 96.1)
I refuse, do you hear me, Earthlings? I refuse to believe that People of Walmart is real. I have too much faith in humanity to believe there exist a people that don’t know that you don’t go out in public with your back boobs hanging out of spandex. That you don’t go out in public [...]
