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Long overdue Random n’at

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Random n’at

1. The other night, while listening to my son read his book-report book aloud (if I don’t make him read it aloud, he’ll skip chunks of pages at a time on account of laziness), he got to a part where one kid calls another kid a jackass. The look of pure joy on his face as he, without getting yelled at, uttered the word jackass three times … well, that’s the true meaning of Christmas. I’m kidding, Dad. I know what the true meaning of Christmas is. PRESENTS!...
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Jeff Reed joins Twitter. Does everything wrong/right.

When 96.1′s resident hottie Tall Cathy informed me that Skippy Skeeve (as I called him many a time) AKA former Steelers badboy Jeff Reed, had joined Twitter, I grabbed a chair and some popcorn. This oughta be good. I was so so right, because somehow, some way, somewhere over the rainbow, Jeff Reed is managing to break all the Twitter rules and still come out on top. That’s not a euphemism. And speaking of euphemisms, Jeff Reed calls that an “SAT word.” ...
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Big Ben said … bongggg bonggggg bongggg.

The things Ben Roethlisberger has said about himself since going 0-3.  “We can’t, I can’t, turn the ball over, plain and simple.” “I honestly thought the two fumbles were good plays. Sometimes I don’t want to call it luck, but sometimes they hit the ball just right and it pops out.” Things the Duke of Fug and the Earl of Gross has said about the rest of the team: “You can’t get a read on him. One day, he’s practicing, one...
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What WE’RE really thinking: meme edition

Oh, boy. 0-3. All parts of the team are broken down. More turnovers than those that come in an actual box of turnovers. It looked hopeful for like 3 minutes there and then the portal to hell opened up and swallowed us whole. I’m not even exaggerating. I saw Satan. May your boobs shrivel up and fall off. Yours too, Mila. It’s just a game. It’s not the end. There’s still hope. Don’t fling yourself from the Clemente Bridge. (Unless the Pirates...
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