Random n’at

1.  A conversation with my mother this morning.
Mom: “Did you get a dress for the film office event on Sunday?”
Me: “Yeah, no.”
Mom: “When are you going to get one?”
Me: “I went looking yesterday and didn’t find anything I like.  Men are so lucky. They can just throw a suit on and be done with [...]

Some people shouldn’t use Twitter

Exhibit A:

How long until we see a Santonio tweet that says, “Cleaning my ears out.  Will post a picture of the Q-tip soon!”
One thing that can be said for sure about Santonio Holmes’ Twitter stream, he is most definitely keeping it real.

Random n’at.

1.  The winner of the two tickets to the Lights! Glamour! Action! event was comment #179 belonging to PghScienceNerd.
She has already responded to my email to claim the tickets.
2.  I understand the standing ovation for Ryan Miller last night. I really do.  In fact, hey, Ryan Miller? [BEWBS!]
But I will never understand any portion of [...]

Mostly cloudy with a chance of herpes.

Skippy Skeeve was sentenced yesterday to 40 hours of community service for the charges against him after he drunkenly tried to defend the honor of a drunk, publicly urinating Matt Spaeth at a North Side bar last year.
In April, he’ll face the music on the public drunkenness and disorderly conduct charges, but it appears that [...]

Earning the “sus”

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Not to get all preachy on your asses, but have you ever noticed how shitty people can be?
Like, there are people in this world who when faced with two choices of 1. be a negative asshole and 2. DON’T be a negative asshole, they will always choose number 1.  It doesn’t matter if they’re reading [...]