1. I missed my five-year blogging anniversary on the 7th. Whoops! But I took nine months off, so maybe it doesn’t really count. I’d give you some five-year stats on hits and stuff, but I quit tracking my hits and page views when we launched That’s Church. I might have 30,000 readers. I might have [...]
Mad. We’ve all gone mad.
It’s hot these days in Pittsburgh. I love it. 94 degrees today and the A/C in my car is dead. I drive around in 94 heat with my windows down, letting the nice soupy air blow in my face, scalding my lung tissue. Today, I swear, my kneecaps were sweating. I love it. I’m hoping [...]
Vindication tastes like Skittles
From a super scientific-sounding journal called Acta Veterinaria Scandinavica, which I believe translates to, “The information contained in this journal is 100% factual and is never wrong. Indisputable. Take it as fact. It is church. It is so. Suck it pigeon-lovers. Scandinavia.” Loosely, of course. This leads to the hypothesis that pigeons act as asymptomatic [...]
IT’S AN ACTUAL THING!
Remember how I showed you that car commercial and then decided that those open sucky things on the hoods of some cars will now be called pigeon-suckers? Guess what? THEY REALLY DO SUCK IN PIGEONS! An email with proof: So I was driving to work last week on the turnpike, when a dark gray blur [...]
Pidgee, pidgee, pidgee
All right, you pigeon lovers, and I’m looking at YOU, Sally Wiggin, you might want to bloop-bloop-bloop to the next post because it’s about to get all MWAH-HAHAHAH LOOK AT THE FRIED PIGEON up in here. I’ve been on the receiving end of so many awesome pigeon emails over the last two weeks that I [...]
