1. The recurring dream I hate more than any other dream — more than the “all my teeth just fell out” dream and the “shit, I think I’m naked in this busy high school hallway” dream — is the dream that I am back in college, it is nearing the end of the semester and [...]
Random n’at.
1. … and the weather gods saw the bloody pigeon sacrifices and they were pleased. You’re welcome, Pittsburgh. 2. Eyetique’s fourth installment in Boy Meets Girl is up and by now, I’m completely intrigued and waiting for the next one. In it, I hope Jeff Reed bursts out of the bathroom of Crazy Mocha, screaming [...]
Can I get an AMEN!?
Hall-e-lu-jah! Hall-e-lu-jah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! HALL-E-LU-JAH! I hear angels getting their wings! I hear pigeons getting theirs ripped off! I see rainbows and blue skies and I already feel my body hungrily sucking in much-needed Vitamin D. The end is near! Testify!
The Parking Chair Wars heat up
I talked a bit about the Pittsburgh Parking chair over at the Pittsburgh Magazine blog, but let’s dig a little deeper here. There are a few ways people look at the Pittsburgh Parking Chair: 1. It’s acceptable in the winter when you’ve spent 3 hours digging your space out, but it’s kind of rude in [...]
In which the local news knocks my lights out.
I cannot put my head down on my pillow tonight without first telling you that as I watch WPXI news, two things made me all [headdesk]. 1. The top story of the local evening news here in Pittsburgh is that a professional athlete publicly apologized for having extramarital affairs. WPXI sent Timyka Artist not only [...]
