1. Last month, in a flash of mommy brilliance, I mixed Flavor Blasted Pizza Goldfish with Parmesan Goldfish, gave it to my son for an after school snack and said, “No applause necessary.”
Then, last week in Target, I spy, what’s this here? Goldfish Mix-Up Adventures! Flavor Blasted Pizza Goldfish mixed with Parmesan Goldfish.
I’m pretty sure [...]
Random n’at
Random n’at
1. I’m posting this Random n’at sooner than I had planned because apparently the naked belly of a fat man is enough to get me lots of angry, “YOU ARE SO MEAN!” tweets and more than a few, “I just threw up in my mouth, you big jerkface!” comments.
Poor Casey. No one wants to see [...]
He’s got legs …
Burghers, please meet your newest Bucco of Suckitude, Akinori Iwamura, a second baseman acquired from Tampa.
Researching this man in preparation for meeting him at the airport with a giant banner that says, “WELCOME TO THE SUCK!” I found this picture:
And I thought, hmm, not bad looking at all. He could be my Asian eyecandy replacement [...]
Craigslist What the Effie
Via reader Charles:
In other news, I have free grass clippings. All the free grass clipping you could possibly want. You just need to come here, cut my grass and buddy, that grass is yours to take with you.
I also have free dog poop if you scoop it, free dirt in my house if you’d like [...]
Regretsy, Pittsburgh Style
Many readers have sent me emails about interesting things they’ve discovered on Regretsy.com, a site dedicated to the ridiculous shit people try to sell on etsy.com, which is basically eBay for homemade stuff.
I was hunting around etsy today (BAD IDEA!) when I did a search for “Pittsburgh” and boy, did some ridiculous shit pop up, [...]
