It’s time once again for some beat poetry written using the recent tweets of Pittsburgh’s own Santonio Asshat Holmes.
Dim the lights.
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em. (Not THOSE, Santonio.)
Where’s my mic?
Here we go.
[snap] [snap] [snap] This movie Mirrors is OTC [bongo beat] [finger parentheses] Off the chain. Wut? Wut? Wut it do? [snap] No! [bongo [...]
Beat Poetry, Tone Style
Separated at birth?
Hello!
(h/t Liz)
Random n’at
1. My father’s cousin emailed him a complete cut-and-paste of my Dear Benny post. This is the email my father sent me:
Gin
I got this from my cousin, Rich. We are always exchanging emails and he sent me this post from your blog. I don’t think he knows you are my daughter, [...]
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing scary.
A quiz.
Who sent an email to Pittsburgh City Controller Michael Lamb saying:
“Are you fiiiiiing kidding me! Put him squarely on the list.”
A. The Dread Lord Yarone Zober, clearly out to destroy someone, and therefore, had someone put on “the list” for destruction.
B. Luke Ravenstahl, with an internal squee, that Ben Roethlisberger wants an invite to [...]
Digging for Fug
While the situation isn’t amusing at all, I must admit I’m finding it a bit amusing how, particularly in light of the latest news that Ben told investigators he did have sexual contact with the accuser, but not intercourse, and that she fell and hit her head and that’s why she has a [...]
