Random n’at

1. I missed my five-year blogging anniversary on the 7th. Whoops! But I took nine months off, so maybe it doesn’t really count. I’d give you some five-year stats on hits and stuff, but I quit tracking my hits and page views when we launched That’s Church. I might have 30,000 readers. I might have [...]

The lucky one

(From steelers.com) The sports-writers of the Internet are manufacturing some ridiculous drama after Hines Ward, while being interviewed on the NFL channel about his possible future as a sports broadcaster, was asked if Ben had addressed the team yet, and Hines said that he hadn’t. Hines was then asked if he felt Ben should address [...]

You suck, you suck, you suck, you’re okay, you suck.

Forbes.com has ranked the most hated people in professional sports. Let’s take a look: 1. Michael Vick, dog-killer, scum. 2. Al Davis, shitty owner. Where’s Nutting?! I’d like to see him on the list next year. 3.  Benjamin Roethlisberger, alleged sexual-assaulter, confirmed asshole. They used the Mullethawkenberger picture. Hee. Ben could broker peace in the [...]

The interviews!

No, I haven’t watched the interviews yet, because nothing Benny says, no words, no quivering chin, no tears are going to change how I feel about him. Continual, consistent, persistent, unchanging, other such synonyms for unvarying ACTIONS over a period of time, however, will. And no, I haven’t given him any points for granting the [...]

50 DVDs of Hot Poop

Today, in light of Georgia’s Sunshine Laws, over 50 DVDs were released of footage and evidence in Ben Roethlisberger’s alleged rape case and I have to tell you guys, I’m not going to do it. No way on God’s blue and green earth am I going to spend my time watching videos of the accuser [...]