1. A conversation with my mother this morning.
Mom: “Did you get a dress for the film office event on Sunday?”
Me: “Yeah, no.”
Mom: “When are you going to get one?”
Me: “I went looking yesterday and didn’t find anything I like. Men are so lucky. They can just throw a suit on and be done with [...]
Random n’at
Fantamatasticitude
Good news, Steeler fans!
This fluffernutter-loving, jiggling, wiggling ball of nose-tackling blubber is ours for the next three years thanks to a deal he’ll sign with the Steelers.
Apparently by coming to terms with Casey Cabbage Patch Baby Cici Donna Hampton, the Steelers do not need to place the franchise tag on him, which we would talk [...]
Random n’at
1. Some ways I’ve recently discovered that I must be a great mom:
My toddler daughter runs screaming from the room when Yo Gabba Gabba comes on.
She has taken a sudden interest in my collection of Calvin and Hobbes books.
She knows almost all the words to “My Life Would Suck Without You” and “Don’t Rain on [...]
Random n’at.
1. As I’ve been tweeting (as I twote? PUTTYTAT!) my butler Mike hooked me up with a MacBook because he’s been listening to me whine about Vista for more than a year now. “Vista sucks. Vista is evil. Vista causes cancer. Vista was created by Satan. Vista ate my son’s homework. Vista makes the baby [...]
Random n’at.
1. It is January. It is snowing. This is Pittsburgh. I do love snow. I do love winter. BUT THIS IS A LOT OF WINTER HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!
Wah.
And Mr. Jeff Verszyla isn’t helping matters what with his gloomy twitter tweets. Read from the bottom up:
Wah.
Okay, I’ll stop. But seriously. WAH!
My left breast for a drop [...]
