And then the pigs, they did fly.

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Hold on to your french fry-topped whatevers, Burghers, because no, I am actually NOT going to LOLcaption that picture with “Im in ur internetz, roulettin ur chat,” or “Im in ur interwebz, lookin at bewbs.”
Because, on this one, I’m on Lukey’s side.  I’m so much on his side that he and I could skip arm [...]

Make Room for Kids Update

Two exciting updates!
1.  The Make Room for Crazy portion of the Make Room for Kids/Christmas Crazy for Kids fundraiser has added exciting new prizes:

Two RIP Packages for The Scarehouse.  The RIP Package includes four RIP tickets, meaning you don’t have to wait in line, plus a free CD and a free shotglass.  Each RIP package [...]

Random n’at

1.  My father’s cousin emailed him a complete cut-and-paste of my Dear Benny post.  This is the email my father sent me:
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I got this from my cousin, Rich.  We are always exchanging emails and he sent me this post from your blog.  I don’t think he knows you are my daughter, [...]

In which I can never speak badly of Vista again.

Your eyes are not deceiving you.  Me, the blogger who once wrote, “Vista causes cancer,” is vowing to never, ever speak badly of Vista again.  I don’t care if Vista shoots my eye out with a BB gun.  I will get a sexy eye patch.  I don’t care if Vista deletes every picture I’ve ever [...]

Blue pill. Red pill.

As you know, despite the Buccos of Suckitude’s ability to stuff more suck into one baseball season than seems humanly possible — the clown car of baseball suck, if you will, I still believe every year is the year that they will finally play at or better than .500 ball.
Every year Burgh Baby laughs grimly [...]