Last night I met Mario Lemieux. I’m sorry. I think I’m going to cry. Give me a minute. Okay. So, after years and years and years and YEARS of loving the man, and after more recent years of kinda sorta stalking the man and trying to steal his stuff from his foundation offices, with no [...]

Category: Celebrity sightings, Penguins, Steelers | tags: Make Room for Kids, Pittsburgh Penguins, Pittsburgh Steelers | July 7, 2010 | 48 Comments »

One of the things I wanted to write about last week before my Internet died and I declared war on India (SHOCK AND AWE!) was a little gem found in the latest copy of ESPN Magazine which I would just like to once again remind you that I subscribed to ONLY so I could show [...]

Category: Penguins, Pirates, Sidney Crosby | tags: Pittsburgh Penguins, Pittsburgh Pirates, Pittsburgh Steelers, Sidney Crosby | July 6, 2010 | 23 Comments »

Without need of comment other than this one to the girls, “[High-five!].” Also, the caption for this picture said there’s a Geico caveman in it somewhere, but it’s odd, because I count two.

Category: Penguins, Sidney Crosby | tags: Pittsburgh Penguins, Sidney Crosby | June 24, 2010 | 50 Comments »

Pedro “El Toro Salvador” Alvarez has been called up and will try to negate the suck that is the Buccos of Suckitude, starting tonight. He is hopefully to the Pirates, what Sidney Crosby was to the Penguins … The Suck Destroyer. And to hear the media and the blogs and me inside my head talk [...]

Category: Penguins, Pirates, Sidney Crosby | tags: Pittsburgh Penguins, Pittsburgh Pirates, Sidney Crosby | June 16, 2010 | 32 Comments »

1.  [meaningfully hums Debbie Gibson's "Lost in Your Eyes"] Sorry. I should never ever lead off a Random n’at post with a picture of David Conrad. 2. How did I miss that hot dinosaur doctor Matt Lamanna modeled for the Eyetique campaign?! So, I’m not the only one that appreciates the man’s face as much [...]

Category: David Conrad, Hot Burghers, Penguins, Steelers | tags: David Conrad, Pittsburgh Penguins, Pittsburgh Steelers | June 15, 2010 | 35 Comments »