THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN SINCE THE TURTLE ATE THE PIGEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
If you’ve never seen the turtle that ate the pigeon, then prepare yourself for an orgasm:
Need a cigarette?
(h/t Big Bob over at 96.1)
Punxsutawney Troysus
What They’re Really Thinking: [...........]
Yeah, I’m really late with this. There was a glitch in the Matrix: the season ended and I’m very MEH about the Miami game because it was all for naught.
But let’s talk about it anyway so that we can wrap this season up and start focusing our collective sports butt-slapping energies on the Penguins, who [...]
Steelers Random n’at
I’m aware that not all of you are diehard Steelers fans (May God have mercy on your souls), but I’ve got to get some Steelers news out of the way here. But you can rest assured that my next post has nothing to do with the Steelers. Because it is about cats.
Hand to God.
Okay, stuff:
1. [...]
Random n’at
1. A conversation with my son:
Me: Did you go straight downstairs on Christmas morning to see what was under the tree, or did you come wake us up first?
Son: I went STRAIGHT DOWNSTAIRS.
Me: And what did you see?
Son: I saw the presents that weren’t there the night before and I saw a present that looked [...]
What They’re Really Thinking: Stayin’ Alive edition.
If that game doesn’t convince you that God is a Steelers fan, I don’t know what will. When Derrick Mason dropped that pass in the end zone, I turned to my brother-in-law and I said, “Did you see that? That was divine intervention. An angel of mercy smacked that ball out of his hands all, [...]
