Oh, holy hell!

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Apparently, the gates of hell (currently located in New Brighton) will be opening today around noon when the “real feel” temperature hovers around 102 degrees here in the Burgh.

Here’s to hoping that 102 degrees is the temperature at which a pigeon starts to fry.

UPDATE:  Having ventured outside at approximately 1:00 p.m. today, I can tell you with certainty that as long as you don’t let the sunlight come into contact with your sun-deprived Burgh skin and as long as you don’t walk anywhere that requires more than ten paces … the heat is like totally bearable.


  1. paperback writer
    July 17, 2006 1:11 pm

    Well, good. I’m glad that I carried a spatula around to pry off the students here in Oakland.

    No, wait. Let them fry.

  2. Amos the Poker Cat
    July 18, 2006 11:01 pm

    Oh, come on. “Realfeel”. Sounds like something that would appeal to a former interim superintendent having sex with a homeless woman in a deadend street.

    When it hits a real real 100, let me know.