Burghers are fat and stupid.

First we find out we’re fatter than normal … and now they’re telling us we’re stupider (!) than normal.

I think we’re going to need to start handing out “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and goshdarnit, people like me” wrist bands at the City-County Building lest Burghers start feeling badly about themselves.

So to recap the scientific evidence by leading experts and studies over the last week, here is the average Burgher:

A slightly overweight, C student, who can drink anyone under the table while remaining laid back and hard to anger.

So basically …

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Jack Black.

I can live with that.


  1. ethan
    August 29, 2006 1:46 pm

    bcz da reedng tsts rnt txt msg 4mat

  2. Julie_Gong
    August 29, 2006 1:52 pm

    so can i… he wrote the greastest and best song in the world so that must be worth something.

  3. Lino Gunn
    August 29, 2006 10:12 pm

    Jack Black? ! ! ! ! !All the rest is OK I guess but he’s as ugly as a broken mud fence. Not funny either.

  4. paperback writer
    August 30, 2006 9:08 am

    I think I can live with that.

  5. latchkey
    August 30, 2006 12:24 pm

    Someone tell me what the attraction is with Jack Black. He is not funny. Also, what is the attaction with Andy Dick? I guess all it takes for celebrity is to be an asswipe in this world and you have made it.

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