Best thing I heard yesterday.

A blind man and his guide dog enter my bus in mid conversation with another embarking passenger:

Blind man:  I miss everything.  I miss all the good stuff.  That dude that jumped from the 12th floor and landed on the sidewalk a few weeks back?  I didn’t get to see that.  I miss all the good stuff I tell you.

A bloody, gory, skerplat! death (that’s what I imagine a body sounds like landing on the sidewalk) —  Yeah, that’s the good stuff!


  1. Woy
    September 1, 2006 12:15 pm

    Overheard in Pittsburgh baby!

  2. sallypierre
    September 3, 2006 11:22 pm

    whats up with ben? you just wear him out!