Target practice.

Mike, AKA Woy, alerted me to this news story:

Billionaire basketball team owner Mark Cuban denied a report on Wednesday that said he plans to offer $625 million to Tribune Co. for the Chicago Cubs baseball team.

Inner Bitch is threatening to send me after him and in an email to Mike said I should beat him with a high heel until he agrees to purchase the Pirates.

Actually, I think I’d rather go all Single White Female on anyone that signs this here petition.

And if he does in fact buy the Cubs ($625 is a very specific number), then I’ve got a new target for my future remote-controlled pigeons.


  1. spoon
    March 1, 2007 1:23 pm

    I heard Mark Cuban wants to buy the city of Pittsburgh and have weekly parades in his honor followed by coed naked asian mideget mud wrasslin in Market Square.

  2. spoon
    March 1, 2007 1:26 pm

    err midget too.

  3. Chase
    March 1, 2007 4:54 pm

    Anyone who thinks Cuban wants to buy any team especially a Pittsburgh team is a moron. He says he wants to so that he can get his name in the news. Other than that, he doesn’t give a shit.

  4. bucdaddy
    March 1, 2007 11:07 pm

    Chase is right. He made all that noise about how he should have bought the Penguins when everyone thought the Balsillie guy had a deal locked up. Now they’re on the market again and anybody seen Cuban? Oh, wait, he’s courting the Cubs. Dream on, Burghers.