Evil doing evil demons

An interesting tidbit that made me laugh came out of Jane Orie’s trial for crimes against hair and makeup:

Sen. Jane Orie’s defense attorney has introduced a photocopy of a fake police photo lineup, showing Orie pictured among demons, to combat the theft of services case against her.

Attorney William Costopoulos says the fake mug shot array was hung on a wall of the Allegheny County District Attorney’s Office investigative office in suburban Dormont. Costopoulos won’t say how he got it and says he doesn’t know who created it.

Until we see a picture of this mug shot array of demons, I think we can assume it is going to look like one of these.

You laugh, but really, when it comes to Lady Elaine Fairchilde, the Dread Lord Zober, and a howler monkey, it’s just a matter of which demon will f*ck your shit up the most.


  1. pghsciencenerd
    December 14, 2010 1:48 pm

    This just made me laugh so hard I cried. At work. In front of the other scientists.

    Well done, Ginny!

  2. CrashJK
    December 14, 2010 1:50 pm

    Why Tom Brady ??? Really…I offer a guy who looks more like a demon

    Big Ben in “devil shirt”..from that night in Georgia…



  3. unsatisfied
    December 14, 2010 2:14 pm

    how about a pic of tom brady with his awesome bieberhair and wearing a pink pair of uggs?

    of course, that still wouldn’t equal the level of scare-me-shitless that sen. jane orie generates….

  4. KGC
    December 14, 2010 2:18 pm

    “And, your little doggy too!”

  5. bucdaddy
    December 14, 2010 2:18 pm

    I’m flattered that some of the commenters here think I’m kind of funny — and I love you all — but I bow to the master.

    THAT, right there, is funny stuff.

    Boomerang-soomerang-soomerang = me soiling my pants in fear.

  6. Scott
    December 14, 2010 2:20 pm


  7. Magnus Patris
    December 14, 2010 2:53 pm

    You forgot #8, the Kraken (Putin’s buddy) from the Crapitals. In the words of Sir Simon Milligun from “Kids in the Hall”, “EVIL….EEEEVIL!”

  8. Monty
    December 14, 2010 2:55 pm

    Lady Elaine’s resemblance to a young Bill Clinton is uncanny.

  9. Angry Mongo
    December 14, 2010 3:16 pm

    This has Andy Warhol Pop Art written all over it.

  10. BeauJacques
    December 14, 2010 4:05 pm

    Where’s Nancy Pelosi???

  11. Sooska
    December 14, 2010 4:58 pm

    choking on laughter is a good way to die. I guess.

  12. Pa-pop
    December 14, 2010 5:25 pm

    I look at this photo array and feel compelled to recite the following: “I [state your name] do pledge allegiance to Jane Orrie [that’s Orie!]and to all evil for which she stands. Now go do the voo-doo that you do soooooo welllllll!!!”

  13. Scott
    December 14, 2010 5:51 pm

    Zobor’s got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

  14. CC
    December 14, 2010 6:16 pm

    The love child of Zober and Orie would look like Lady Elaine with less hair and more chins. That is scary.

  15. John in the Rocks
    December 14, 2010 6:37 pm

    Jane and her sisters (a reality show that must happen) are all just this side of eye-wash inducing.

  16. rickh
    December 14, 2010 10:58 pm

    Excellent. I love the the Hoody to Brady sequence, and the pigeon to Madam array is great, but in the final group I think a Nancy Pelosi photo would be perfect.

    oops, that’s her on the left. my bad.

  17. Steverino
    December 15, 2010 12:17 pm

    All I see when the Orie sisters are tromping around on the news together is dyed long blonde hair blowing in the wind. Time to jump into the 21st century hair styles!

  18. mindymin
    December 15, 2010 2:19 pm

    I almost shot Diet Dr Pepper out of my nose reading this. I swear to god that pic of her looks like shes about to chew the leg of a cow or something…

  19. wormy
    December 15, 2010 3:48 pm

    Dormont…keeping it classy.

  20. Betoon
    December 15, 2010 5:37 pm

    Okay choked laughing – Lady Elaine I have missed you. Puppets in politics – you jest.

  21. Beth
    December 15, 2010 6:47 pm

    I am just so relieved I am not the only one who thinks Lady Elaine is creepy.

  22. Still A, Fan
    December 15, 2010 10:03 pm

    omg thats funny! howler monkeys are precious.

  23. matt pritt
    December 19, 2010 3:01 am

    Jane Orie’s evil offspring perhaps?


  24. Lady Elaine
    December 20, 2010 1:07 pm

    WTF! I do not look like Zober and Orie’s love child!