“There’s a rogue pruner on the loose. Someone who’s very enthusiastic about trees.”

Rogue tree pruner?!

There’s only one thing to do:

Save us, Christian Bale!

Also, this goes without saying, but The Rogue Tree Pruners would be a kickass band name.

The Enthusiastic Rogue Tree Pruners would be even better.


  1. gunnlino
    August 3, 2011 12:33 pm

    My guess is a couple of teens with a stolen chain saw !

  2. Joe K.
    August 3, 2011 12:52 pm

    I’ve done a little rogue tree pruning near my house. My street is a private drive and the owner is lackadaisical, so I’ve pruned branches as far a 50 yards away from my house because the branches were hanging so low they brushed my car.

  3. unsatisfied
    August 3, 2011 5:12 pm

    given his proclivity for going batshit on people working on the set, I’m sure bale would be able to halt “treeprunerman”. or, “woman”.

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